i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the mattress omg
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Veronica Mars 1.08 “Like a Virgin”
"Does it ever bother me, what people say? Okay, maybe once in a while. Depends who’s listening."